Well my kiddie-piddles, much has been going on but I think all is calming a little now. During the gargantuon break I had from posting we received our exam results (CCCC for me). And then... *sniff* ...everyone left me for university! Kate ran off to Londonia to do her arty college business, Rachel has gone to clever-clogs Oxford and Lizzy has gone to Preston to do pottery! Luckily I still have my Fatiguey, we're both gonna do Uni next year instead. And then mega loads of people (Amy, Laurie, Kelly, Andy, Lizzy T etc etc etc) are doing Art Foundation at Chesvegas college.
So these Unis then.... I've visited both Kate and Lizzy's halls and they're very spangly. Kate has some "lovely" flatmates, who're very "friendly" and she likes them "very much". Ahem.
I got a new job, (cause the old one was a pile on monkey crap), working at a Gift and Bear shop in Bakesville. It is absolutely fantabulous in every way!! The bears are much too cute and I am probably gonna end up buying them all, but they are collectables so I don't think I can really afford that... Oh well.... I can dream...
KATE'S PREGNANT!!!
No I'm just kidding, she isn't. But that'd be funny wouldn't it..... Maybe.... HAHA!
Hmmmmm what else has occurred. OOOOOHH!!!! Something of extreme importance happened yesterday. Major shock value people...... I, wait for it......
TIDIED MY BEDROOM. Yes, it's true, I'm as suprised as you are. I had the help of my Kyle though so I can't take all of the credit. Maybe someone should give that fella a medal.
Anyway I think I'm gonna go have a bath now. Cleanse myself and all that jazz.
Bye bye chaps and chappettes. Much love and many cuddles.
Showing posts with label FatigueGirl. Show all posts
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Monday, 2 November 2009
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Norwich, Spain and Blackpool!!
Kate is in Norwich at the moment. It's extremely upsetting because it means that I can't go and see her and she can't come and see me. It is a completely nightmare situation. She is at her daddy's house swanning around like a swan... Yup.
Me, Kate, Rachel, Lizzy, Layla and Kelly are all going on holiday together in the summer, which is most exciting. We're going to a hotel called Los Pinos; yes, Los Pinos. We're going to get holiday hoodies that say Spain 09 on them and we're gonna get holiday pants that say Los Pinos on the butt. It is the only way.
After my birthday in August me, Kate, Phil and James are going to Blackpool for a weekend!!! EEEEE!
So this was a little holiday update for everyone, because I haven't posted for ages and I couldn't be bothered to think of anything witty and interesting.
More soon?
Probably.
Bye.
See ya.
Auf weidersehn.
Me, Kate, Rachel, Lizzy, Layla and Kelly are all going on holiday together in the summer, which is most exciting. We're going to a hotel called Los Pinos; yes, Los Pinos. We're going to get holiday hoodies that say Spain 09 on them and we're gonna get holiday pants that say Los Pinos on the butt. It is the only way.
After my birthday in August me, Kate, Phil and James are going to Blackpool for a weekend!!! EEEEE!
So this was a little holiday update for everyone, because I haven't posted for ages and I couldn't be bothered to think of anything witty and interesting.
More soon?
Probably.
Bye.
See ya.
Auf weidersehn.
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
Some asides to keep you busy...
...Rachel passed her driving test also! (Meanwhile, another of our friends failed his for the third time, oh ow!)
...We (Rachel, Me, Kate, Liz, Layla and Diabetes Girl/Kelly) are currently planning a holiday to Spain for the summer! HURRAY!
...I am currently in the middle of a.... mid-higher-education crisis. I seem to be studying subjects I hate, I have applied for courses I don't really want to do anymore and I have probably missed all deadlines to change it all!! Moments of realisation are all very well and good at the beginning of sixth form but when you only have around 3-4 months left it's probably all a bit too late!!!
USEFUL INSIGHT OF THE DAY
"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticise them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." - Frieda Norris
...We (Rachel, Me, Kate, Liz, Layla and Diabetes Girl/Kelly) are currently planning a holiday to Spain for the summer! HURRAY!
...I am currently in the middle of a.... mid-higher-education crisis. I seem to be studying subjects I hate, I have applied for courses I don't really want to do anymore and I have probably missed all deadlines to change it all!! Moments of realisation are all very well and good at the beginning of sixth form but when you only have around 3-4 months left it's probably all a bit too late!!!
USEFUL INSIGHT OF THE DAY
"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticise them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." - Frieda Norris
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Ermmmm yes...
So clearly kate has been dead for the past month and a bit..... But it's ok cause she's alive again now.
We've been up to a lot recently!! Kate went to Centerparcs with her father and step mother and iddy biddy brother and while there she flashed an old man!... We also trekked out to FatigueGirl's abode for a partay shindig; it was pretty ace... Not that I remember much of it.... Ahem.
Me and her Lordship are going to the cinema tomorrow which should be jolly good fun. Oh the excitement!
In her exams she got five B's which I think is jolly fabulous (especially since I got BDBD). Let us all applaud her!
Also.... we went to the Lake District together!! With Rachel, Layla and Lizzy also. It was great fun and filled with joy and excitement. Gotta love it.
Anyway.... OVER AND OUT!! Lil xx
We've been up to a lot recently!! Kate went to Centerparcs with her father and step mother and iddy biddy brother and while there she flashed an old man!... We also trekked out to FatigueGirl's abode for a partay shindig; it was pretty ace... Not that I remember much of it.... Ahem.
Me and her Lordship are going to the cinema tomorrow which should be jolly good fun. Oh the excitement!
In her exams she got five B's which I think is jolly fabulous (especially since I got BDBD). Let us all applaud her!
Also.... we went to the Lake District together!! With Rachel, Layla and Lizzy also. It was great fun and filled with joy and excitement. Gotta love it.
Anyway.... OVER AND OUT!! Lil xx
Tuesday, 1 July 2008
ROAD TRIP!!
Today Kate, Ofkenan (formerly FatigueGirl aka Layla) and me went on a road trip after lunch down the road to my house. It was great. We listened to Billy Idol. Kate can drive ace like.
Monday, 23 June 2008
Periods 7 and 8: Soft Porn Writing Class
Today was a most bizarre of days. We were right on track, after lunch I got to school and went to psychology with FatigueGirl, Rachel and Jamie. That was dull. But I guess semi-informative...
The real fun began last thing, period 7. English Literature. The lesson was proceeding normally, reading our book "The Handmaid's Tale" and looking at the clock every two minutes and THEN we were asked to describe a normal day-to-day task in the style of the book we were reading, present tense, descriptive, imagery, using your senses a lot, all that kind of thing. However, after five minutes of this we all realised it was actually a lesson in writing soft porn, like you would find in Mills and Boon books.... So here are our offerings:
Me and Kate - Doing The Ironing
I sat on the cold, hard wood of my kitchen chair. The heat of the iron radiated from the shining metal plate. I bent down slowly, my fingers reaching out for my husband's crisp, white shirt. I drape it across the crimson ironing board, the fabric falling like snow on a bitter winter morning. I pick up the warm plastic of the iron and slide it gently across the smooth cotton. The ironing is done. Mmmm.
Rachel and Layla - Doing The Washing Up
Turning on the tap I can here the old pipes complaining to the weight of the water. I see the water spiral down the hole in the centre of the white porcelain sink. I forget the plug once again, I shove it in the whole as the warm water swirls around my finger tips. Fingering the slick bottle I squeeze a drop of silk liquid into the quickly filling bowl. White froth gathers on the surface and clings to my hands as if its life depends on it. Siezing the rolling pin feeling cold, stiff wood against my skin. Dipping it into the water...
The real fun began last thing, period 7. English Literature. The lesson was proceeding normally, reading our book "The Handmaid's Tale" and looking at the clock every two minutes and THEN we were asked to describe a normal day-to-day task in the style of the book we were reading, present tense, descriptive, imagery, using your senses a lot, all that kind of thing. However, after five minutes of this we all realised it was actually a lesson in writing soft porn, like you would find in Mills and Boon books.... So here are our offerings:
Me and Kate - Doing The Ironing
I sat on the cold, hard wood of my kitchen chair. The heat of the iron radiated from the shining metal plate. I bent down slowly, my fingers reaching out for my husband's crisp, white shirt. I drape it across the crimson ironing board, the fabric falling like snow on a bitter winter morning. I pick up the warm plastic of the iron and slide it gently across the smooth cotton. The ironing is done. Mmmm.
Rachel and Layla - Doing The Washing Up
Turning on the tap I can here the old pipes complaining to the weight of the water. I see the water spiral down the hole in the centre of the white porcelain sink. I forget the plug once again, I shove it in the whole as the warm water swirls around my finger tips. Fingering the slick bottle I squeeze a drop of silk liquid into the quickly filling bowl. White froth gathers on the surface and clings to my hands as if its life depends on it. Siezing the rolling pin feeling cold, stiff wood against my skin. Dipping it into the water...
Thursday, 12 June 2008
Day One In The Loser Kate House...
TODAY was boring. Kate didn't do very much. She sat next to me in an UNthrilling UCAS application talk and did nothing but feel me up and whisper sweet nothings into my ear the whole time. It was utterly shocking. So then I punished her by stringing her up on the nearest wall and whipping her. The head of our sixth form didn't find this to be appropriate common room etiquette so I let her down and gave a friendly hug. That's what best friends are for!!
After that my knowledge of what she did for the rest of the day is a little hazy, due to the fact that I went home to laze about (obviously studying hard as that is what we're meant to do) in my afternoon of free periods. But this is probably what happened:
12.00 - Kate goes to lunch, she is either on a red day or a green day so she most likely has FOOD for her lunch
12.35 - Kate goes to the history offices to carry out her sordid affair with her history teacher, she says that it is FOOLISH of me to think that she is having an affair with her teacher, but that is boring, so she blatently is... (just in case any teaching authorities etc happen to stumble onto this, it's not true, nobody needs arresting)
12.37 - After a suspiciously quick visit, Kate goes to see her boyfriend who will be sat on the wall near the bus bay. After a quick fondle she PROBABLY will discuss dying our friend's man fuzz (ahem) bright pink with the afore mentioned friend, Alexio. This is a deep-seated fetish of hers planted in her head by the evil genius FatigueGirl (otherwise known as Layla)
1.20 - Kate goes to some form of lesson, where learning is advised but not always fulfilled. It's probably History. Nearly always is
2.40 - Kate leaves the above mentioned lesson and goes to play with our good friend Rachel, who will probably have been in the middle of chatting up some unsuspecting boy who she can't remember the name of OR drooling over a fictional character called Edward (yummm) OR just sitting and wallowing in her insane genious-ness, any of these three options are very plausable... In fact she will probably have been doing all three at once
2.55 - Kate has Art now. This seems to be a useful outlet for letting off creative steam. So there you go
4.00 - Her royal breastiness goes to Smurf, her automobile, and transports her brother, Jackford and her friend, Amberlicious, back to their homesteads (with the guidance of the license-holding pensioner, named Abby, who is stationed there to guide her, as is the law these days)
Obviously she will have carried on doing things after that but I am bored of writing and possible brain explosions may occur if I carry on and that would be unuseful and I am meant to be holding a barbeque related suaree a week on Friday. My guests probably wouldn't appreciate a dead hostess.
Yours faithfully, truthfully and slovenly,
Miss Elizabeth Horatio Goodwin Kate Stalker In Chief
After that my knowledge of what she did for the rest of the day is a little hazy, due to the fact that I went home to laze about (obviously studying hard as that is what we're meant to do) in my afternoon of free periods. But this is probably what happened:
12.00 - Kate goes to lunch, she is either on a red day or a green day so she most likely has FOOD for her lunch
12.35 - Kate goes to the history offices to carry out her sordid affair with her history teacher, she says that it is FOOLISH of me to think that she is having an affair with her teacher, but that is boring, so she blatently is... (just in case any teaching authorities etc happen to stumble onto this, it's not true, nobody needs arresting)
12.37 - After a suspiciously quick visit, Kate goes to see her boyfriend who will be sat on the wall near the bus bay. After a quick fondle she PROBABLY will discuss dying our friend's man fuzz (ahem) bright pink with the afore mentioned friend, Alexio. This is a deep-seated fetish of hers planted in her head by the evil genius FatigueGirl (otherwise known as Layla)
1.20 - Kate goes to some form of lesson, where learning is advised but not always fulfilled. It's probably History. Nearly always is
2.40 - Kate leaves the above mentioned lesson and goes to play with our good friend Rachel, who will probably have been in the middle of chatting up some unsuspecting boy who she can't remember the name of OR drooling over a fictional character called Edward (yummm) OR just sitting and wallowing in her insane genious-ness, any of these three options are very plausable... In fact she will probably have been doing all three at once
2.55 - Kate has Art now. This seems to be a useful outlet for letting off creative steam. So there you go
4.00 - Her royal breastiness goes to Smurf, her automobile, and transports her brother, Jackford and her friend, Amberlicious, back to their homesteads (with the guidance of the license-holding pensioner, named Abby, who is stationed there to guide her, as is the law these days)
Obviously she will have carried on doing things after that but I am bored of writing and possible brain explosions may occur if I carry on and that would be unuseful and I am meant to be holding a barbeque related suaree a week on Friday. My guests probably wouldn't appreciate a dead hostess.
Yours faithfully, truthfully and slovenly,
Miss Elizabeth Horatio Goodwin Kate Stalker In Chief
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