RAWR!!!!!

So my dears. I am a failure, perhaps this is why I don' t have a huge internet following because I suck at posting. Many things have occured since my last post in.... JUNE!! Let us begin at the beginning then shall we??

James? No, no - KYLE!
Sadly on the 11th June I broke up with James which was very sad and everything. Now, however, I am with Kyle =] So that is who he is.

Phil? No, no - WILL!
Kate, too traded in her boyfriend for a newer model, so everybody say hello to William.

Holidays!
So we went to Spain, which was BRILLIANT (I shall copy in some e-mails I sent to loved ones whilst there which pretty much tell you everything you need to know about that trip). Then we went to Blackpool, which was gooooooood but I felt sick so I went home after the second day with Kyle and Will who had driven up for a daytrip to see us (Layla replaced James for the holiday, but Kate was stil with Phil). Then me and Kyle went to Bloodstock which was AWESOME but obviously that has nothing to do with her lordship. THEN we went camping down south with my brother and his clan, was pretty cool except for Will "vomitty vomit face" Knight who drank too much whiskey and was dead for the whole weekend.

Londonia - the land of tramps and artyness!
So Kate now lives in London, yes this is a rather major occurence in our lives and I probably should have informed you all (yes I KNOW that most people who read this know Kate personally and so you probably know anyway - WHATEVER I DON'T CARE GAHHHHHH GIMME A BREAK). But anyway, yes, she's down there now - it's hard to fight back the tears just writing this.... However, I have visited her twice and she's been back a couple of times so it's almost like she's not really gone!


Well I think that'll do for today, thanks chaps. Au revoir!! xxxxx

Norwich, Spain and Blackpool!!

Kate is in Norwich at the moment. It's extremely upsetting because it means that I can't go and see her and she can't come and see me. It is a completely nightmare situation. She is at her daddy's house swanning around like a swan... Yup.

Me, Kate, Rachel, Lizzy, Layla and Kelly are all going on holiday together in the summer, which is most exciting. We're going to a hotel called Los Pinos; yes, Los Pinos. We're going to get holiday hoodies that say Spain 09 on them and we're gonna get holiday pants that say Los Pinos on the butt. It is the only way.

After my birthday in August me, Kate, Phil and James are going to Blackpool for a weekend!!! EEEEE!


So this was a little holiday update for everyone, because I haven't posted for ages and I couldn't be bothered to think of anything witty and interesting.

More soon?

Probably.

Bye.

See ya.

Auf weidersehn.

Kate... the philanderer!!

phi⋅lan⋅der –verb (used without object) (of a man) to make love with a woman one cannot or will not marry; carry on flirtations. That is all about philandering. Well... not quite... it's interesting that I should call her a philanderer, as her boyfriend is called phil, and she is an anderer... Yeah... True story...

Kate graced me with her presence today. She helped me sort out some farty art for my portoflio of awesome. It was fabulous. And then we had a good chat about stuff and indeed things. And then she went home to eat some food and do some things. And me and my dad had some chinese. It was delicious, thank you for asking.

That's all for now, I have important things to be getting on with. Oooh, a quick note, YAY I seem to have acquired TWO FOLLOWERS. The fact that I know the two people is slightly gay, but I mean... It's a start toward global domination I'm sure!

schooooooool tomorrow =(

Unfortunately for us, me and Kate have to go into school tomorrow, along with all the other form-linkers and years 7-12... It is very annoying. But we did sign up for it so it is ENTIRELY our fault.

To make the situation worse her Lordship and I start school PROPERLY on wednesday, which, to be perfectly honest, sucks butt.

Honestly.

Kateford and myself went to see Get Smart the other day with the menfolk (James and Phillimus), it was bloody awesome and deserves many stars and the suchlike.

On an unrelated note; I want my hair to be really long again.

That has absolutely nothing to do with Kate so seems out of place in a blog devoted to her Royal Boobness. But, ahh well, I am entirely selfish and therefore it matters not!

That is all. Lil x

Yesterday I ...

...tried to get Phil (Kate's lover lover man) to put a naked picture of Kate as his display picture on MSN.

He said no.

Kidnapping and other interesting things

It is true, I did, in fact, kidnap Kate this weekend. She was a superb hostess with the mostest at MY party (I was too hyper to be bothered with actually barbecuing food at my BBQ), but her and James and Phil all did an awesome job at feeding everyone. So cheers folks.

Kate then proceeded to live at my house until this morning. Yesterday we watched about 8 episodes of Sex and the City and a film called Trauma and one called HiFidelity. It was genius.

Yawn. Sleep now.