Well my kiddie-piddles, much has been going on but I think all is calming a little now. During the gargantuon break I had from posting we received our exam results (CCCC for me). And then... *sniff* ...everyone left me for university! Kate ran off to Londonia to do her arty college business, Rachel has gone to clever-clogs Oxford and Lizzy has gone to Preston to do pottery! Luckily I still have my Fatiguey, we're both gonna do Uni next year instead. And then mega loads of people (Amy, Laurie, Kelly, Andy, Lizzy T etc etc etc) are doing Art Foundation at Chesvegas college.
So these Unis then.... I've visited both Kate and Lizzy's halls and they're very spangly. Kate has some "lovely" flatmates, who're very "friendly" and she likes them "very much". Ahem.
I got a new job, (cause the old one was a pile on monkey crap), working at a Gift and Bear shop in Bakesville. It is absolutely fantabulous in every way!! The bears are much too cute and I am probably gonna end up buying them all, but they are collectables so I don't think I can really afford that... Oh well.... I can dream...
KATE'S PREGNANT!!!
No I'm just kidding, she isn't. But that'd be funny wouldn't it..... Maybe.... HAHA!
Hmmmmm what else has occurred. OOOOOHH!!!! Something of extreme importance happened yesterday. Major shock value people...... I, wait for it......
TIDIED MY BEDROOM. Yes, it's true, I'm as suprised as you are. I had the help of my Kyle though so I can't take all of the credit. Maybe someone should give that fella a medal.
Anyway I think I'm gonna go have a bath now. Cleanse myself and all that jazz.
Bye bye chaps and chappettes. Much love and many cuddles.
Monday 2 November 2009
Sunday 1 November 2009
Halloween
Saw Kate yesterday. Oh how I loved it, she's fit. We watched scary(ish) films with our fellas and then went for a walk it was SPECTACULAR.
Los Pinos, Spain! (Yes, late.... WHATEVER!!)
E-mail One. Day two - about the night before =]
"hello mister kyleford
i am in spain
huzzah
yesterday we went out to a club under the pretence that it was going to be a foam party. no foam occurred but i got shit drunk and probably embarassed myself. and i broke a glass. and kate and kelly practically got raped by this gangstaaa. it was ace. and this dirty old man tried to grind with me and i was like ewwwww no ta love. yep.
today i was in hangoverness\sleepyness and stuff but then kate made me go and have breakfast and i had assorted random meats. last night for tea i ate goat. it was quite delicious. and bubblegum flavoured ice cream, but not on the same plate. we did the beach and the swimming pool and the jacuzzi. my hair has dried in an interesting fashion.
must dash vodka and coke is on the table.
all inclusive wins.
parrots tonight!
see you next week!
email you again soon
au revoir
auf weidersehn
ciao
adios"
E-mail Two. Day Two - cryptic.
"forward this to mum i can´t find her email address
all is well and good in spain. went clubbing last night. there wasn´t any foam or giraffes.
lots of love, lil xxxxxxxxxx"
E-mail Three. Day Three - more stuff has happened.
"OK so the original lack of foam was terrifying BUT last night we went back again and there WAS foam, and it was foamy and awesome. I drank slightly too much again, but i wasn´t kerplunked, i was only monopolied. yeah try and work that one out.
we rented pedalo things from our new gangster friend off the beach, he´s much nicer in the day time than he was at the club place.
layla did some salsa dancing with a guy in the hotel. and yes real massive parrots, we have pictures.
there is a jack sparrow look-a-like who works on reception. yesterday i called the reception the pub because i´m stupid.
tonight we´re going to a beach party thing. woop"
E-mail Four. Day Four - to my mummy.
"So! On the first day we did flying and bus-ing and we found the hotel easy enough, mainly because we´re awesome. We went and had a ganders at the beach and wandered a bit and then we had tea, which is pretty good all things considered. Then we sat in the bar and this English guy said there´s a club which is gonna have fam party, so went but there was no foam. But it didn´t matter cause we danced aaaaaall night and it was fun. We made friends with a gangster man, who seemed kinda of pervy when we met him in the club but we met him again the next day because he runs the pedalos on the beach which we rented and he gave us some extra time.
I have taken hundreds of photos!
The next day we did sleeping and stuff mainly, and that was fantabulous. We did some beaching as well and I´m only minimally burnt.
We went to the club thing again on Monday because there actually WAS a foam party, which was very enjoyable.
Last night we went for a wander down all the nighttime stalls and this massive gang of boys tried to accost us, but we shooed them away and then made friends with these Irish folks who took a picture of us for us. Which was very kind of them.
The hotel is really nice, we were all expecting grossness but it´s lovely. And they put a lot of vodka in the vodka and coke! We´re having lots of fun and we´re all very sensible, we even have an attack plan to get rid of potential rapists, I´ll show you it when you get back from Italy.
Lots of love, from Lil
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
"hello mister kyleford
i am in spain
huzzah
yesterday we went out to a club under the pretence that it was going to be a foam party. no foam occurred but i got shit drunk and probably embarassed myself. and i broke a glass. and kate and kelly practically got raped by this gangstaaa. it was ace. and this dirty old man tried to grind with me and i was like ewwwww no ta love. yep.
today i was in hangoverness\sleepyness and stuff but then kate made me go and have breakfast and i had assorted random meats. last night for tea i ate goat. it was quite delicious. and bubblegum flavoured ice cream, but not on the same plate. we did the beach and the swimming pool and the jacuzzi. my hair has dried in an interesting fashion.
must dash vodka and coke is on the table.
all inclusive wins.
parrots tonight!
see you next week!
email you again soon
au revoir
auf weidersehn
ciao
adios"
E-mail Two. Day Two - cryptic.
"forward this to mum i can´t find her email address
all is well and good in spain. went clubbing last night. there wasn´t any foam or giraffes.
lots of love, lil xxxxxxxxxx"
E-mail Three. Day Three - more stuff has happened.
"OK so the original lack of foam was terrifying BUT last night we went back again and there WAS foam, and it was foamy and awesome. I drank slightly too much again, but i wasn´t kerplunked, i was only monopolied. yeah try and work that one out.
we rented pedalo things from our new gangster friend off the beach, he´s much nicer in the day time than he was at the club place.
layla did some salsa dancing with a guy in the hotel. and yes real massive parrots, we have pictures.
there is a jack sparrow look-a-like who works on reception. yesterday i called the reception the pub because i´m stupid.
tonight we´re going to a beach party thing. woop"
E-mail Four. Day Four - to my mummy.
"So! On the first day we did flying and bus-ing and we found the hotel easy enough, mainly because we´re awesome. We went and had a ganders at the beach and wandered a bit and then we had tea, which is pretty good all things considered. Then we sat in the bar and this English guy said there´s a club which is gonna have fam party, so went but there was no foam. But it didn´t matter cause we danced aaaaaall night and it was fun. We made friends with a gangster man, who seemed kinda of pervy when we met him in the club but we met him again the next day because he runs the pedalos on the beach which we rented and he gave us some extra time.
I have taken hundreds of photos!
The next day we did sleeping and stuff mainly, and that was fantabulous. We did some beaching as well and I´m only minimally burnt.
We went to the club thing again on Monday because there actually WAS a foam party, which was very enjoyable.
Last night we went for a wander down all the nighttime stalls and this massive gang of boys tried to accost us, but we shooed them away and then made friends with these Irish folks who took a picture of us for us. Which was very kind of them.
The hotel is really nice, we were all expecting grossness but it´s lovely. And they put a lot of vodka in the vodka and coke! We´re having lots of fun and we´re all very sensible, we even have an attack plan to get rid of potential rapists, I´ll show you it when you get back from Italy.
Lots of love, from Lil
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
RAWR!!!!!
So my dears. I am a failure, perhaps this is why I don' t have a huge internet following because I suck at posting. Many things have occured since my last post in.... JUNE!! Let us begin at the beginning then shall we??
James? No, no - KYLE!
Sadly on the 11th June I broke up with James which was very sad and everything. Now, however, I am with Kyle =] So that is who he is.
Phil? No, no - WILL!
Kate, too traded in her boyfriend for a newer model, so everybody say hello to William.
Holidays!
So we went to Spain, which was BRILLIANT (I shall copy in some e-mails I sent to loved ones whilst there which pretty much tell you everything you need to know about that trip). Then we went to Blackpool, which was gooooooood but I felt sick so I went home after the second day with Kyle and Will who had driven up for a daytrip to see us (Layla replaced James for the holiday, but Kate was stil with Phil). Then me and Kyle went to Bloodstock which was AWESOME but obviously that has nothing to do with her lordship. THEN we went camping down south with my brother and his clan, was pretty cool except for Will "vomitty vomit face" Knight who drank too much whiskey and was dead for the whole weekend.
Londonia - the land of tramps and artyness!
So Kate now lives in London, yes this is a rather major occurence in our lives and I probably should have informed you all (yes I KNOW that most people who read this know Kate personally and so you probably know anyway - WHATEVER I DON'T CARE GAHHHHHH GIMME A BREAK). But anyway, yes, she's down there now - it's hard to fight back the tears just writing this.... However, I have visited her twice and she's been back a couple of times so it's almost like she's not really gone!
Well I think that'll do for today, thanks chaps. Au revoir!! xxxxx
James? No, no - KYLE!
Sadly on the 11th June I broke up with James which was very sad and everything. Now, however, I am with Kyle =] So that is who he is.
Phil? No, no - WILL!
Kate, too traded in her boyfriend for a newer model, so everybody say hello to William.
Holidays!
So we went to Spain, which was BRILLIANT (I shall copy in some e-mails I sent to loved ones whilst there which pretty much tell you everything you need to know about that trip). Then we went to Blackpool, which was gooooooood but I felt sick so I went home after the second day with Kyle and Will who had driven up for a daytrip to see us (Layla replaced James for the holiday, but Kate was stil with Phil). Then me and Kyle went to Bloodstock which was AWESOME but obviously that has nothing to do with her lordship. THEN we went camping down south with my brother and his clan, was pretty cool except for Will "vomitty vomit face" Knight who drank too much whiskey and was dead for the whole weekend.
Londonia - the land of tramps and artyness!
So Kate now lives in London, yes this is a rather major occurence in our lives and I probably should have informed you all (yes I KNOW that most people who read this know Kate personally and so you probably know anyway - WHATEVER I DON'T CARE GAHHHHHH GIMME A BREAK). But anyway, yes, she's down there now - it's hard to fight back the tears just writing this.... However, I have visited her twice and she's been back a couple of times so it's almost like she's not really gone!
Well I think that'll do for today, thanks chaps. Au revoir!! xxxxx
Saturday 6 June 2009
Oh Kate.... How I love thee...
I haven't seen Kate since Thursday.... We went to the gym together.... Sweat.... And Exercise....
So we're doing 40 miles for charity, just on the bike, treadmill, cross-trainer, rowing machine etc at the gym, walking places and swimming. It doesn't all have to be in one go so we're quite pleased. I say we're doing it, Kate has done her 40miles I just need to get one more and then I'm done as well. If you live around us, SPONSER US. If not, then you're a loser.
So just a quick message about that really. More interesting, fun and thrillifying stuff later!!
So we're doing 40 miles for charity, just on the bike, treadmill, cross-trainer, rowing machine etc at the gym, walking places and swimming. It doesn't all have to be in one go so we're quite pleased. I say we're doing it, Kate has done her 40miles I just need to get one more and then I'm done as well. If you live around us, SPONSER US. If not, then you're a loser.
So just a quick message about that really. More interesting, fun and thrillifying stuff later!!
Friday 29 May 2009
Mrs Lovett... the worst pies in London??
I think so! Kate dressed up as that jolly character from sweeney todd today - we went to a fancy dress party you see, it was most enjoyable and fun was had by all.
The LOS PINOS vest tops and pants are done and they are uber awesome, in fact their awesomeness is equivalent to Ross Noble giving us a thumbs up and screaming "HUZZAH." (That's a LOT of awesome!!)
God I'm lazy..... I think in maybe three weeks this blog might get a bit more action (oi oi) because I will have finished exams and will never be gracing the floors of Lady Manners School again (well except for RESULTS DAY!!!!!) (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!)
SO!!
That's all for now.... there is sleeping to be done you see!!!
Night lovers!!
The LOS PINOS vest tops and pants are done and they are uber awesome, in fact their awesomeness is equivalent to Ross Noble giving us a thumbs up and screaming "HUZZAH." (That's a LOT of awesome!!)
God I'm lazy..... I think in maybe three weeks this blog might get a bit more action (oi oi) because I will have finished exams and will never be gracing the floors of Lady Manners School again (well except for RESULTS DAY!!!!!) (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!)
SO!!
That's all for now.... there is sleeping to be done you see!!!
Night lovers!!
Tuesday 7 April 2009
Norwich, Spain and Blackpool!!
Kate is in Norwich at the moment. It's extremely upsetting because it means that I can't go and see her and she can't come and see me. It is a completely nightmare situation. She is at her daddy's house swanning around like a swan... Yup.
Me, Kate, Rachel, Lizzy, Layla and Kelly are all going on holiday together in the summer, which is most exciting. We're going to a hotel called Los Pinos; yes, Los Pinos. We're going to get holiday hoodies that say Spain 09 on them and we're gonna get holiday pants that say Los Pinos on the butt. It is the only way.
After my birthday in August me, Kate, Phil and James are going to Blackpool for a weekend!!! EEEEE!
So this was a little holiday update for everyone, because I haven't posted for ages and I couldn't be bothered to think of anything witty and interesting.
More soon?
Probably.
Bye.
See ya.
Auf weidersehn.
Me, Kate, Rachel, Lizzy, Layla and Kelly are all going on holiday together in the summer, which is most exciting. We're going to a hotel called Los Pinos; yes, Los Pinos. We're going to get holiday hoodies that say Spain 09 on them and we're gonna get holiday pants that say Los Pinos on the butt. It is the only way.
After my birthday in August me, Kate, Phil and James are going to Blackpool for a weekend!!! EEEEE!
So this was a little holiday update for everyone, because I haven't posted for ages and I couldn't be bothered to think of anything witty and interesting.
More soon?
Probably.
Bye.
See ya.
Auf weidersehn.
Thursday 19 March 2009
Kate = WINNER
Kate has been super awesome, she has been offered a place to do her art foundation in London =) We are very proud of her, she is awesome and a winner.
Wednesday 18 March 2009
Liiiiz the Drunkard!
Parties are jolly good fun aren't they. On the way back from our good friend Becky's Eighteenth, me, Kate, Laurie and Lizzy made up a song (sung to the tune of Bob the Builder):
Liz the drunkard,
Can she drink it?
Liz the drunkard,
Yes she can!
With vodka and smirnoff,
Whiskey too,
Cider and lager,
Join the crew,
She drinks all day,
And she drinks all night,
And then in the morning,
She has a...... Headache!
Liz the drunkard,
Can she drink it?
Liz the drunkard,
Yes she can!
With vodka and smirnoff,
Whiskey too,
Cider and lager,
Join the crew,
She drinks all day,
And she drinks all night,
And then in the morning,
She has a...... Headache!
Thursday 5 March 2009
Excuse me have I left my banana in your jumper?
Today Kate successfully booked a holiday (although I did find it, due to being a genius). It is to a hotel called Los Pinos. We wanna have it on a tshirt, it'll be perfect!
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