Funky style, professional formula

Today, being as Kate was still away in London, I spent the day frolicking around with my other dearest chums. It was nice not to be governed by Kate's iron grip and poisonous tongue for a day. Whilst at school I stumbled upon a most disgusting concoction (as seen above and below). It's hair gel. If you think it looks bad now you should have seen it when we mixed sherbert into it...

The Marital Bed

So, it is quarter past eleven at night, *Yes the time on this post probably says different but I tried to change that once and it confused everything so I just decided to ignore it* I am sat, alone, in my extremely confortable double bed, thinking about her lordship and the times we have shared here. For example, the time when, in a dazed, half asleep state she turned to me and said "if t-rexs only see things that are moving how do they avoid walking into trees/tripping over rocks?" Clearly a valid point, and most interesting, but... appropriate as a pre-slumber contemplation?

I think not.

For starters, who really wants to be thinking about such an unusual question just before going to sleep? Not me. Imagine what it would do to your dreams?!?! There'd be dinosaurs tripping over here, there and everywhere! Also there's the problem of actually getting to sleep once you've been set off on this uncontrollable rampage of thoughts. 'Cause that's always how it happens, you're just lay there pleasantly thinking about not very much and then your brain starts buzzing and you have to run around in your pyjamas like a crazed lizard, pulling at your hair and screaming to the heavens!!!

Or is that just me...

I don't know if you've noticed but... I think I might be rambling. And no, ha ha, I don't mean wandering about the hills and public footpaths of England. Tsk! Anyway! I think it might possibly be Lil's bedtime now. So, goodnight, my fabulous and delicious and ever-so-slightly rambunctious monstrosities!!

All the best,
Love Lil (aka God)

To London...

...So Kate has gone to London to schmooze with the rich and famous.

When I say rich, I mean some college people as she has an interview for an art foundation course...

And when I say famous, well, ok, they're probably not famous.

I've just written famous so much that it doesn't look right anymore... famous, famous, famous...

Some asides to keep you busy...

...Rachel passed her driving test also! (Meanwhile, another of our friends failed his for the third time, oh ow!)

...We (Rachel, Me, Kate, Liz, Layla and Diabetes Girl/Kelly) are currently planning a holiday to Spain for the summer! HURRAY!

...I am currently in the middle of a.... mid-higher-education crisis. I seem to be studying subjects I hate, I have applied for courses I don't really want to do anymore and I have probably missed all deadlines to change it all!! Moments of realisation are all very well and good at the beginning of sixth form but when you only have around 3-4 months left it's probably all a bit too late!!!

USEFUL INSIGHT OF THE DAY

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticise them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." - Frieda Norris

Kate's been playing with lions...

...No lies!! Over the half-term holiday Kate boogied off to South Africa to pansy around with some very large pussycats!

Of course I found the whole scenario horrendous.

My dearest darling, love of my life, saucy woman extroardinare had buggered off leaving me to work at the pub and bum around with my boyfriend, (not literally... no bumming actually occured).

At this point I should probably explain why I haven't written anything since, oh, well, September. The answer I would like to give is that my life is so filled with awesome that I just haven't had the time to grace the world with my presence. Realistically, it's because I'm lazy.

It simply is NOT because Kate is boring. She has been doing exciting things recently. We went to see a pantomime before Christmas, we held a suprise party for Layla around the time of her birthday AND Kate has turned into a koala!

That final revelation might come as a shocker to you all. But, believe me, it has it's benefits.

But those are not for now, those are for later. You must all live with the anticipation!

Au revoir, Auf weidersehn, Byeee!

xxx

PS. The holidays are over now, we're back at school again..... It is just as monotonous and UNTHRILLING as it always has been.... Yawn

PPS. You may have noticed words that are blue during the reading of my blog. I pride myself in having spelling OCD, but seriously, those worlds have flabbergasted me and I can't be bothered to look on dictionary.com to find the right spelling...... Laziness x 17