Kate had a TERRIBLE day yesterday. This was because her lesbian life partner (me) and ship wench (rachel) went to Bath University to check out a shitting snake and some bouncy grass, (oh yeah and the university and the biochemistry course... but that's not as important...). Obviously without us there her day will have been rubbish.
Today, Kate told me the shocking way that our good friend Rachel is going to die. I knew her royal Kateship was talented but I never expected her to be able to SEE INTO THE FUTURE!!!
Rachel is going to be captured and put into a giant vat of yoghurt, any normal person would eat their way out, but Rachel (being a yoghurt eating genius) will try and inhale the yogurt (which for those who don't know her this is how she eats yoghurt...) and sadly will choke and DIE.
Which is a shame as Rach is totally destined to cure cancer and period pains etc
Anywho, toodle-oo xxx
Today, Kate told me the shocking way that our good friend Rachel is going to die. I knew her royal Kateship was talented but I never expected her to be able to SEE INTO THE FUTURE!!!
Rachel is going to be captured and put into a giant vat of yoghurt, any normal person would eat their way out, but Rachel (being a yoghurt eating genius) will try and inhale the yogurt (which for those who don't know her this is how she eats yoghurt...) and sadly will choke and DIE.
Which is a shame as Rach is totally destined to cure cancer and period pains etc
Anywho, toodle-oo xxx
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