Kate = WINNER

Kate has been super awesome, she has been offered a place to do her art foundation in London =) We are very proud of her, she is awesome and a winner.

Liiiiz the Drunkard!

Parties are jolly good fun aren't they. On the way back from our good friend Becky's Eighteenth, me, Kate, Laurie and Lizzy made up a song (sung to the tune of Bob the Builder):

Liz the drunkard,
Can she drink it?
Liz the drunkard,
Yes she can!

With vodka and smirnoff,
Whiskey too,
Cider and lager,
Join the crew,
She drinks all day,
And she drinks all night,
And then in the morning,
She has a...... Headache!

Excuse me have I left my banana in your jumper?

Today Kate successfully booked a holiday (although I did find it, due to being a genius). It is to a hotel called Los Pinos. We wanna have it on a tshirt, it'll be perfect!

Kate... the philanderer!!

phi⋅lan⋅der –verb (used without object) (of a man) to make love with a woman one cannot or will not marry; carry on flirtations. That is all about philandering. Well... not quite... it's interesting that I should call her a philanderer, as her boyfriend is called phil, and she is an anderer... Yeah... True story...

Kate graced me with her presence today. She helped me sort out some farty art for my portoflio of awesome. It was fabulous. And then we had a good chat about stuff and indeed things. And then she went home to eat some food and do some things. And me and my dad had some chinese. It was delicious, thank you for asking.

That's all for now, I have important things to be getting on with. Oooh, a quick note, YAY I seem to have acquired TWO FOLLOWERS. The fact that I know the two people is slightly gay, but I mean... It's a start toward global domination I'm sure!